Cannot Take Ruby on Rails Seriously!

Model View Controller architecture is enforced? Give me a break. Isn't that sooo Java? I can't think in MVC mode. My mind won't let me. It hurts. Then, when I looked at the source code for RoR, I just had to laugh. Looks like Fortran and Java mixed together with C#. No way I'm going to touch that stuff. Programmers need to program, not have their language get in the way. That's why I stick with PHP.