The Penguin Party

I recently came across this interesting image.

Too bad we don't have this. The Penguin Platform adapts rapidly to changing market conditions, runs fast, lean, and cheaply yet supports so much for everyone, embraces capitalism with concepts like loss leaders and using Google AdSense to make money from almost nothing, yet does not support monopolistic practices, encourages community support, is pro-Military on the battlefield and in the server room, encourages a intelligent citizenry that shares ideas and technology without fear of litigation, cuts through red tape and gets the job done, and provides national stability and security.

What more could you ask for?